The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Presley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.