The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.