The Butter-Finger Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.