The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.