The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.