The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Presley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.