The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.