The Butter-Finger Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.