The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.