The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.