The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.