The Phantom Holding Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thomas Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.