The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.