The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.