The Hamstring Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.