The Hamstring Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.