The Hamstring Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.