The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.