The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Thomas Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.