The Snap Count Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.