The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.