The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.