The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.