The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.