The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.