The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.