The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.