The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.