The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Thomas Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.