The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.