The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.