The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.