The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Purdy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.