The Kneel-Down Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.
- Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.