The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Purdy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.