The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Purdy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.