The Overthrow Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.