The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.