The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Purdy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Purdy, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.