The Sack Spiral Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.