The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.