The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.