The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.