The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.