The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.