The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.