The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.