The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Purdy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.