The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.