The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Purdy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.